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October 14, 2004 9:55 PM

Richard went to Macau... and saw hookers... with his mom... anyway here's the transcript:

YungR2222: went 2 macao yesterday
YungR2222: man...
Gintsang: how was it
YungR2222: wut a unique experience
Gintsang: what was it like?
YungR2222: mite b worth enough 2 stick it on ur site hahahhahahahaha
Gintsang: dude
Gintsang: please recount your tale
Gintsang: :-)
YungR2222: well
YungR2222: since HK has laws on gambling ppl would take a ship ride 2 macao from HK
YungR2222: macao iz a lot smaller than HK & u can literally finish site seeing in like 3 days
YungR2222: so unless u gamble a lot u don't go there often
YungR2222: so i went 2 diz 1 casino w/ mom yesterday as part of da macao site seeing
YungR2222: dood i have never seen so many prostitutes on 1 floor, could've sworn there're more prostitutes than da visitors there
YungR2222: they don't joke around either, they'll walk up 2 any cluster of guys & whistle & shit
Gintsang: with your mom?
YungR2222: ya, mom & i went 2 macao cuz we never went there b4
YungR2222: anyway
YungR2222: i guess da "tradition" iz dat 1 guy would whistle back then they would start 2 negotiate da price & stuff
YungR2222: but man...
Gintsang: so... you're mom bought your a whore?
Gintsang: you buy next time sort of thing?
YungR2222: no no no
Gintsang: and now richard is truly a man today?
YungR2222: nope
YungR2222: i didn't buy any whore
Gintsang: yet
Gintsang: ...
YungR2222: hahahahaha

Moral of the story? We're GOING TO MACAU FOR VACATION GUYS!!!

October 13, 2004 7:18 PM

Did Bush just bust, "Armies of Compassion?" Doth my ears deceive me??? Nope it's official Bush just said that he "unleashed the armies of compassion" (on Iraq) I presume.What a monkey.

OH shit! Kerry just said "I regret to to say the President who called himself a Uniter, not a Divider.. is now Presiding over the most divided America in the recent memory of our country.." I love word packaging. It's always interested me. Use of repetition, alliteration and what not. hahah Uniter not Divider, hahah and I'm a lover not a fighter.

October 12, 2004 7:18 PM

So no I haven't updated the MP3 of the week for a month. So I will now apologize by introducing the Album Of The Month. This Month's Album is the new Green Day, American Idiot. It's a whole lote more poppy and mainstream than even warning. But... I still have a soft spot of these aging punkers. Enjoy!

Green Day - American Idiot

October 11, 2004 9:38 PM

Do I hate USC?... Yes.... Do I hate the fact that USC won?... Yes... Did I scream until my obliques hurt?... Yes... Do I want to burn USC campus to the ground?... Yes... Was I dissapointed that Cal lost even though they outplayed USC both offensively and defensively?... Yes... Did I at any point go momentarily blind with rage?... Yes... Was it worth the trip down to watch them lose?... Absolutely.

The game loss was pretty rough. I was so damn tired that after I washed the face paint off after the game, I fell asleep on shyam's couch. I had gotten up around 5:30am-6am and we had headed to go to college gameday to yell profanity at Lee Corso. It was a blast. Got in a few "Fuck-you Corso"s and "EAT A DICK!"

Then we bbqed out in front of their memorial stadium. Was pretty good, we all ate a lot of meat. This was after eating a fat steak at this Peruvian restaurant the previous night. Oh man I got soooo fat.. It was beautiful.

So anyway when we got into the stadium we got the usual... BOOOOOooooos from stupid USC fans. Now this group is by far the dumbest group of individuals ever to grace god's green earth. First I got a lot of people saying "Hey it's Will Hung!" So I said, "Well Hung? We'll yes I am... but who told you? Your mother or your sister?" Then when we got to our seats there was this very vocal dumbass SC fan with his two small kids. Fucking dumbass kept shooting his mouth off... so I said, "EYYY! EYYY YOU!!! YEA YOU!!!! *he looks over* EAT A DICK!" HAhahaha you see I resort to the lowest common denominator immedeatly. No verbal sparring for me... I go for the verbal kick in the nuts as my first choice. Then this fat fuck behind us was yelling "GOOOO HOOOOMME YOOOUU BEARS!" and I so I turn around and yell, "EYYYY!!! EYYYY YOU!!!! YEA YOU!!!!! *he looks over* HAVE ANOTHER BEER YOU FAT JIGGLYPUFF MOTHER FUCKER! SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

I have to write this down so I don't forget how angry I was at USC for next year. I shall review this post and unleash my hate accordingly. Man I hate SC.

So anyway i hate USC, I hate Corso, I hate bitch-ass-puss face Herbstreet. My weekend was full of hate... Ahhhh man... what a great weekend. I can't wait for this week's game against UCLA! I gots to find me a megaphone...

In other news: the car formerly known as "Inches from death" shall now be known as "My broke ass car." It failed smog and will be too expensive to fix. Parents gave me their accord. I have great Parents.

PS: DON'T FORGET THAT CORSO DONNED A TROJAN HELMET AND STABBED A STUFFED BEAR WITH A SWORD. THAT SENILE OLD BASTARD WILL PAY!