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June 19, 2006 10:34 PM

Ok Yap gets mad props on this find. It's called Daily Sanchez

So basically it's this computer generated character named Sanchez who supposedly invented the dirty sanchez. He explains some sexual position every day.

here are some of my favorites:

The Bucking Bronco

The bucking bronco is the act of banging a girl doggy style, holdingonto her hips, while telling her the condom broke and you have a STD. Then you try to hold on as long as you can while she tries to get away.

The Angry Pirate

Is the act of getting a blow job while standing, then busting your load into one of the woman's eyes. Then you stomp on her foot so she jumps on one foot screaming, while holding one eye... just like an Angry Pirate.

AWFUL!!!! SOOOO FUNNY!

Check out the Houdini too!

 

June 19, 2006 8:56 PM

Happy Juneteenth Everyone... oh yea.. fuck you Texas, no one believes that you like black people so give it up you backwards motherfuckers...

Ok so this entry is serious.. and really needs to be written. I know, I haven't written anything of import in weeks, but if there's one post that you do read... this is it.

Michelle and I just got back from a sneak preview of a new movie called "Road to Guantanamo". HOLY SHIT!

First off, like most of you, I've heard so much about Guantanamo Bay.. and think in my head.. "Ahh man.. that's fucked up!" and then I proceed to go on with regular business. Wow... this movie does an incredible job of really driving it home, how fucked up the situation really is.

The story follows the story of the "Tipton Three" and how they ended up in Guatanamo Bay. Basically, one of the guys Ruhel, is going back to Pakistan to get married. He gets 3 of his friends to come to Pakistan for the wedding and while there, they decide to go check out the action in Afganistan. They get trapped there and eventually end up in a Taliban camp. They eventually are arrested by the Northern-Alliance and end up in Guatanamo.

Their conditions were horrible along with the torture... but that's not the scariest part of the movie. The scariest part of the movie is the fact that this could've happened to you or me. These are basically 5 guys that go to Afganistan because of the danger and allure. Something that is not lost on me (READ: Remember when me, Jeff, and Andrew drove over a mexican mountain range in a broke ass Suburu for the hell of it?).

When they explained their story while being detained, no one believed them, and no one looked into their story. The most fucked part is that these guys could've had their alibis checked because 2 of them were on probation in England.

Quite simply, military intelligence screwed up (surprise surprise) and tortured these kids and held them for 2 years.

And they're the lucky ones....

What can we do? I know.. I'm not sure either... First things first....

go watch the movie...

5 Stars